Today in China it is a National Holiday. Schools are closed, banks are closed and everyone has a few days off to celebrate “The 70th Anniversary of Victories in the Chinese People’s War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression and the World Against Fascism.” (When the Japanese surrendered in WWII.)
So how did I celebrate the holiday?
I Fucked a Japanese guy. It’s the least I could do.
You’re welcome Japan.